Total Medals Earned: 338 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,405 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (85/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/500 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!